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Operation Birthday Avoidance

My birthday is next month and I plan on ignoring everyone by temporarily removing myself from Facebook, turning my phone off or telling people to kindly eat a fucking dick. You see, I fucking hate my birthday. I hate it as much as I hate Hydra. Most of my birthdays are filled with bitterness and disappointment. The last birthday that was remotely okay was my sixteenth, everything went downhill after that. So, yeah…I hate my birthday. The truth is, I just want to be left alone that day, lay on my bed and wistfully stare up at my ceiling wondering to myself where did I go wrong and then quickly get distracted by the glow in the dark stars and acknowledging that they have been there since sixth grade. Also, I’ll probably be playing Borderlands on my PC.

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